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Autist are you ready? Retard are you ready? Lets get it on!!! Welcome ya bunch of filthy degenerates. I have in my painstakingly long research come across a company that everyone is sure to love for all the right reasons. Raise your hands if you turn off the television when there's a fight during a sports event (*crickets*). Unless your name is Cletis and you are the product of seven generations of inbreeding, chances are that you tune in more when there's a fight going on than you would for any sports event. Now let me add to this enticing recipe another layer, women. Not salivating yet? ok, fine, women fighting. Here we have the greatest and oldest sport of all time. $EDR is the parent company of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.


“And NOWWWW the moment all you retards have been waiting for…”

I know what you guys are thinking, "But Prest, our lord and savior Benjamin Graham advised us not to invest in companies that haven’t had a 20 year record of dividend payments.” Fear not, for $EDR (I will be referring to the Ultimate Fighting Championship as $EDR from here on out) has been around since the 90's and has a proven track record of continual growth year after year.


“Fundamentals? …… Jamie pull up that video of Hitler going all in on options”

The year was 1993; a struggling new company called the Ultimate Fighting Championship was a tiny unsanctioned mixed martial arts organization on the cusp of bankruptcy. Cage fighting was not something people were accustomed to watching at that time. The closest thing to it was boxing, but boxing was a sport on the decline. Gone are the days of Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson, now you have boxers represented by different promotions each with their own agendas and rules for how and when their fighters will fight.

This is why it took so long for the Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight to occur. And what did we get when that fight finally happened? An absolute snooze fest of two fighters point fighting and putting the crowd to sleep. Some people paid top dollar to watch that card, some upwards of $100 for the pay-per-view (luckily, I found my neighbors credit card on the pavement so I paid nothing).


Khabib Nurmagomedov: “Why you no buy $EDR? you know its great investment”
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