We’ve hit Kim Kardashian levels of crazy at Toronto city hall – Mayor Rob Ford has been offered a role in a porno.
If the lead above sounds unbelievable, the next sentence is even more absurd.
There exists a pornographic parody video of the mayor of the largest city in Canada (because of course it does).
The parody (The Ryersonian does not have any footage) was directed by Canadian Lee Roy Myers (we promise that’s not a link to the video) for Wood Rocket, a known purveyor of parody porn, to quote its website, which has also featured spoofs of of The Big Bang Theory and Seinfeld.
The Ford video is not behind a paywall.
Myers told Canada.com that the video “has Rob smoking crack and drinking and saying the p-word and pretty much everything that he has done in front of the Canadian people and the world already.”
This morning, the Toronto Sun reported that one of Vivid entertainment’s performers wants to co-star in a porno with the married mayor. She told the Sun that the mayor is “kind of cute, in a big, teddy bear kind of way.”
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, the Sun’s Don Peat tweeted that the mayor may be interviewed on Vivid Radio later today.
Really? @BrandyAniston tells @JIMrichards1010 that Mayor Rob Ford is going to be interviewed on Vivid Radio later today #TOpoli
— Don Peat (@donpeat) November 26, 2013
Peter Lozinski graduated from the journalism program in 2014. He served as the Ryersonian's work flow manager and covered the Rob Ford crack video scandal.